Scarlett: Oh Rhett... Where will I go? Whatever will I do?

* SNAP *

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Pepe: Oh mah loavaire so fahn. Lez mahk sach museek, ze world she has nevaire seen.

* SNAP *

Pepe: Mon Dieu! Quote

Giant Disembodied Cock: HA HA HA HA!!! PREPARE TO BE PENETRATED!!!! YOU HAVE NO HOPE! LITTLE PUSSIES LIKE YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!!!!

* SNAP...... SNAP SNAP *

GDC: yipe! yipe! yipe!

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Kansuke: It is time to finish the taking of Castle Puce with siege perilous! Assault vigorous!

* SNAP! .... SNAP!... SNAPPEDIE! SNAP SNAP SNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAP! SNAP SNAPOLOUS! *

Kansuke: Run away querulous!



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Johnny Two Times, despite his birth given handicap, managed to lead a normal life. Normal enough until he picked up his elastic snapping habit on a road trip to Vegas. Can any of us, jaded as we are by these times, look back at his wedding gone so horribly wrong with dry eyes?

Priest: The groom has written some verses that he'd like to read to his bride...

Johnny: bb, yes bb... *SNAP SNAP* Our love, yes our love bb, has brought this poem, just this poem to mind, *SNAP SNAP*

As we walk down Life's trail, down that trail bb, *SNAP SNAP* Our moccasin prints, yes those leather slipper prints, *SNAP SNAP* will overwrite themselves bb, yes bb print on print *SNAP SNAP*

Priest: Will the bride keep close to the groom. Please don't back away.

Johnny: As the arrows, yes the arrows bb, of outrageous Fortune, the Norns if you will bb, *SNAP SNAP* whizz by our very ears, by our receivers bb... We will know, we will know bb, *SNAP SNAP* that we are our own... *SNAP SNAAAAAAAAAAP* tribe bb, just our own *SNAP SNAP* tribe baby.

Bride: AAAAAAAAAAAH I can't stand it anymore!!!!! *SLAP* Get outta my life you freak!

Johnny: Oooooooooh. *turns to priest* thank you father for your time, for your time bb. *SNAP SNAP* Quote

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tenta��o

few know it, but Temptation was first composed by a flamenco dancer with a bad elastic habit.

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