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Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

Homer Simpson

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More Homer quotes... including some inspiring wisdom:

�You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.�

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"K!ll my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!"

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A philosopher resembles a mathematician in many ways. They both can be considered great for developing a complex, logically consistent system even if their starting assumptions, their axioms, are completely incorrect, even daffy. And justly so.

The difference is that you will never catch the mathematician in a non-Euclidean escrow.

Penny Severson - Celebrity Realtor

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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, p!ssing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
Trainspotting.

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"Majority Rule doesn't work when you are in a Mental Institution" - the best band to ever punch a clown in the groin!

Stausbaugh dA artist - http://strausbaugh.deviantart.com/

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"Majority Rule doesn't work when you are in a Mental Institution" - the best band to ever punch a clown in the groin!

Stausbaugh dA artist - http://strausbaugh.deviantart.com/

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Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius

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Great idea! Hard to narrow it down but here's one of my ultimate favorites:

�I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don�t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don�t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.�
- Ana�s Nin

Puurrrr! That is so sexy

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Puurrrr! That is so sexy

lmao yes Anais would have understood cam-life immediately ... *dangles the bait out over the publishing world*

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~Be Optimistic, Dontcha be a Grumpy, When the Road get's Bumpy
Just SMILE~ SMILE ~ SMILE and be Happy......
~Dont wear a Frown, It's never in Style...
Be Optimistic and SMILE.................. :guitar

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"A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists."
Don Marquis

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7/8/12 @ 3:23pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."
- some cheery nanny who flew in on an umbrella

oh, the ways I have applied this...

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"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen

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"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."
- some cheery nanny who flew in on an umbrella

oh, the ways I have applied this...

*keeps misreading your name and being reminded of the restaurant in Sponge Bob SquarePants*

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My God. I haven�t been fucked like that since grade school
- Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club

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Vodka martini, shaken not stirred.
James Bond

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"When I was a boy, my father taught me that to be a good Catholic, I had to confess at church if I ever had impure thoughts about a girl. That very evening I had to rush to confess my sin. And the next night, and the next. After a week, I decided religion wasn't for me."

- Fidel Castro

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1. "Never put a sock in a toaster."

2. �I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.�

Eddie Izzard

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"Anything can be art.
Anything can be self-expression.
Now you take the weapon
And run with it."

- gerard way

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"To achieve, you need thought. You have to know what you are doing and that's real power."

Ayn Rand

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7/10/12 @ 12:52pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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*keeps misreading your name and being reminded of the restaurant in Sponge Bob SquarePants*

hmmm, which one - the Krusty Krab or Chum Buckets? or perhaps it's Mr. Krabs's popular Krabby Patty burgers that come to mind... now That would be an interesting model name!

"Whew! It's a good thing that was only a sea bear, this dirt circle would never protect us against a sea rhinoserous. It's a good thing I'm wearing my anti-sea rhinoserous undergarments"
SpongeBob SquarePants

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