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"Never waltz with someone who is coughing up blood."

18th century quote un-ascribed

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8/17/12 @ 5:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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"Never waltz with someone who is coughing up blood."

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*Chattanooga local news..."And the three year old was found with a half drank beer...."

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"The conquest of oneself is better than the conquest of all others."

Gautama Buddha

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*Chattanooga local news..."And the three year old was found with a half drank beer...."

lol @ the avoidance of the word "drunk" and its forms bahahahahaha

*grabs the half and guzzles spilling some on my blouse* (chin.wipe) *staggers out the door of the trailer*

"i know i was a scout i should have found a way out so everyone could find a way out" - Modest Mouse

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lol @ the avoidance of the word "drunk" and its forms bahahahahaha

*grabs the half and guzzles spilling some on my blouse* (chin.wipe) *staggers out the door of the trailer*

"i know i was a scout i should have found a way out so everyone could find a way out" - Modest Mouse

"I found the Amulet....Sparkle Sparkle"......Charlie the Unicorn.

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"I found the Amulet....Sparkle Sparkle"......Charlie the Unicorn.

Bullet in your Face......."I knew the baby was Gunters...nobody had to tell me...it was your perfect aura of Sluttishness"

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Blind man: Commercial enterprise?

Clouseau: You plah that theen and people geeve you the monay.

Blind man: They give the monkey the money.

Clouseau: Eet ees the saym.

Blind man: Oh not at all monsieur. I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.

Clouseau: Monsieur don't try to be funnay weeth me. He is your minkey and therefore eet ees your money.

Blind man: He lives with me but he is not my monkey. One day I came home and found him sitting in the living room. I let him stay but he pays for his own room and board.

Clouseau: Then the minkee is breakeen the lourw.

Blind man: But he doesn't play any musical instrument.

Clouseau: City ordiance 12ZR prohibits ze beggeen.

Blind man: How is it you know so much about city ordinances?

Clouseau: What kind of eediodeec question ees that? Are you blind?

Blind man: Yes.

Clouseau: Oh I see. Yes. Of course. Well you happeen to be talkeen to a police officer. And because I expect to be transfered back to the detective deeveesion at any moment, I will let you off this time with just a warneen.

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"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting"....Sun Tzu,The Art of War

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"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting"....Sun Tzu,The Art of War

Sigr�n

"Then glittered light from Logafjoll,
And from the light the flashes leaped;
High under helms on heaven's field;
Their byrnies all with blood were red,
And from their spears the sparks flew forth."

The Poetic Edda

Valkyrie

The philosophers are clever
At picking when to fight
But they die in beds
Not burning bright.

� Amanda 2012
8/19/2012

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I tell stories in words and music and pictures; I am a cinematographer for those who read.
- Amanda Graham -

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"You plug 'em... I plant 'em." - Claude Clay

Motto of the determined realist, who bravely clings on to his share in a depressed market, ever wary of the competing, ov'rlooming buzzards...

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Drunk girl at pool..(I love Sundays)......"SHUT UP...you mean white zinfandel is really pink?"

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Drunk girl at pool..(I love Sundays)......"SHUT UP...you mean white zinfandel is really pink?"

LOL

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"How beautiful you are! You are more beautiful in anger than in repose. I don't ask you for your love; give me yourself and your hatred; give me yourself and that pretty rage; give me yourself and that enchanting scorn; it will be enough for me." - Charles Dickens

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"I want to read the next one with a British accent: If someone offered yew a million dollars if yew ate ay muddy lizard wood you do it?" (switching back and after a pause) "Yes... Yes I would eat a muddy lizard. 'Cause a million dollars is a lot of money and I feel that the mud would actually make it better because it would make the lizardy part less prominent.... is prominent the right word here... i don't think so. But I would definately eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars." (suddenly a light goes off) Is muddy lizard code for something that I am not aware of?" (gets paranoid look and starts to type) "I should google this before I post it all over the internet" (after some more time passes) "Ok as far as I can tell muddy lizard literaly means a lizard covered with mud. So yes I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars. And if means something else that Google isn't telling me......... then I take it back"
(and finishes off with her patented long, deadly stare)

From Q n A with the Overly Attached Girlfriend. Overly Attached Girlfriend... she's coming for... YOU!

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"I want to read the next one with a British accent: ... then I take it back"
(and finishes off with her patented long, deadly stare) ...

the Overly Attached Girlfriend

BAH(tm)HAHAHAHAHAHA

*busily mixing a (photo.manipulation) of all the F4F (male.personalities) that (love.hate) me*

OMG it has a pussahhhhh i recognize!

Hamlet 2 (2008)

Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.

Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah.

Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.

Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet!

Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink.

Dana Marschz: It was?

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Kingslayer: Your mistake was not to claim the Iron Throne when you had the chance...

Beldar: I could not betray my monarchial unit.

Kingslayer: What would you like for a last meal?

Beldar: CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES!!!! *marghhhhh gruffffff humpffffffffffff grunnnnggggggfffff*

Kingslayer: You and your misfit family are the strangest beings in this land.

Beldar: We are from France.

Kingslayer: Still...

Beldar: How long will you detain me in this place? I need to return to my slarf chamber.

Kingslayer: You will be my... guest for one night and then your strange mishapen head will find itself on a pike so that all may see what happens to our enemies.

Beldar: Guess again... You don't know the power of family Conarian...

Key scene in Game of Cones

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�Sacrificing your happiness for the happiness of the one you love, is by far, the truest type of love.� Chief edward f. croker

"This is the very ecstasy of love."
- William Shakespeare, Hamlet, 2.1

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"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one."

George R. R. Martin

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"It's only 200 pages that should be easy ... I'm confused."

- Unintended Examples of Model Wit - Sir Harvey Newton 1633 AD

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8/26/12 @ 9:55am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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"That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind"

- Neil Armstrong, died August 25, 2012. RIP.

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