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Female Performer Chat: Random Quote(s) of the Day
Created by: suggs

9/30/12 @ 6:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768



how's your weekend 007 marathon going doll?


" I'm Pussy, Pussy Galore."
:Of course you are."



Just got the last 5 left to watch
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Christy Peach
Created by: Christy Peach

9/30/12 @ 7:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Two rules of life.

1. Don't sweat the small stuff
2. It's all small stuff



wait a minute, I always thought it was:

"don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty"

man, I wish someone had told me sooner...
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Christy Peach
Created by: Christy Peach

9/30/12 @ 7:17pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


A skillful writer can create an unusual, eccentric character to fill some need. Such as exposing some unfair or controversial aspect of society.

An actor interprets the unusual, eccentric character of the script writer and brings him faithfully to life upon the stage.

A successful rock star creates an unusual, eccentric character... and then becomes that character not just on the stage, but also in his private life. His old self vanishes.

A dog, owned by an unusual, eccentric character is oblivious to it all*

* Fundamental truth



where does Pee Wee Herman fit into this equation?

or me? I was born an unusual, eccentric character... where do I fit in? I Want My Fundamental Truth!

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
- Lucy Van Pelt
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

9/30/12 @ 7:42pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,271



where does Pee Wee Herman fit into this equation?

or me? I was born an unusual, eccentric character... where do I fit in? I Want My Fundamental Truth!


Ah my dear... You have noticed, using principals at the heart of set theory, that there were some cases left uncovered by this particular truth. And even furnished 2 compelling examples.

The hunger for answers is so much of what we are, part of what makes us so amazing. Sadly, it was fore-ordained that each answer must come in the proper season and manner. Despite the hunger for it. This may be accelerated by the labor and suffering of the seeker. But only so much.

The gods, you see, are jealous of us and ensure that we shall never reach their level of knowledge.




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Christy Peach
Created by: Christy Peach

10/1/12 @ 10:06pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00


The gods, you see, are jealous of us and ensure that we shall never reach their level of knowledge.


"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping..."

what is this? who could that be? ~jumps up and sprints to door~ _pause_ "who ees eet?"
*chirp chirp chirp*
hmmmm, "Who Eeees Eeeeet?"
*deafening silence* (ouch, damn tinnitus)... ~slowly opens door and spies a brown paper bag labeled 'FUNdamental TRUth'~
_pause_
*GASP* ~grabs bag and dashes inside, slamming door~ *deep breath, hold* ~slowly unfurls bag and eagerly peaks inside with great anticipation~
_pause_
*sigh* ~drops shoulders~

"I got a rock."
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

10/3/12 @ 12:22am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,271



For you at least the humiliation is over... Nudists, can you conga her off?


Jimmy Carr - Distraction
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

10/4/12 @ 10:35pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,271



Fie, fie on all tired jades, on all mad masters, and
all foul ways! Was ever man so beaten? was ever
man so rayed? was ever man so weary?


Grumio
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Andrea Berry
Created by: Andrea Berry

10/5/12 @ 12:02am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

60% of people faked evolution :winkwink
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

10/7/12 @ 1:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

"Why is it that when people start talking about civilization I hear the sound of machine guns?"

Fay Grim (2006)
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Kandi Star
Created by: Kandi Star

10/9/12 @ 1:03am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Lao-Tze


I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
― Marilyn Monroe


It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive

It's my life
― Bon Jovi


"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's HILARIOUS!"


Those are a few I like :D
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Created by: co_do_certa

10/12/12 @ 4:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law.
Posts: 237

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.


George Carlin
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Purgatory
Created by: purgatory

10/14/12 @ 3:03am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.


Ralph Waldo Emerson
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

10/16/12 @ 12:23am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,271



Priest: By the great god Coaxtlaptxpetal, I strike!

Victim: Nooooooo!

Priest: Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Yeeee.... Yoooo. What the f...?!?

Victim: Sorry bro. My heart belongs to another.

* Carved into the stone of the great: Temple of the Love Vulture

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Kandi Star
Created by: Kandi Star

10/16/12 @ 1:58am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.


George Carlin


I've read this one before somewhere and I like it a lot.
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

10/16/12 @ 9:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793



I've read this one before somewhere and I like it a lot.



Can I quote you on that?
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Kandi Star
Created by: Kandi Star

10/16/12 @ 10:34am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00



Can I quote you on that?




;) haha sure!
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Kandi Star
Created by: Kandi Star

10/16/12 @ 10:41am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Amanda_Fucking_Palmer , , ,

Now I know to sound a bit more knowledgeable and have better use of words if I type on this land of the forum threads.

--Since I might get quoted unexpectedly--

:P


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Eva Darkness
Created by: Eva Darkness

10/16/12 @ 8:21pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

Little dark girl
with kind eyes
when it comes time to
use the knife
I won't flinch and
I won't blame
you,

Charles Bukowski
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

10/17/12 @ 12:35am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,271

* click click click click... screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tap tap tap *

* vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm vrrrrrruuuuuuuummmmm vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr vruuuuuuuum *

Gol Garoth: Good morning Starshine!!! The *burp* says hello!

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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

10/17/12 @ 4:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go" T.S. Eliot
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