
10/25/09 @ 11:10am
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huh?
One can understand how us Knights in shining aluminum foil can be summoned. We need "training" in the use of magical staffs to protect the royal and noble (Canadian) women.
But lords aren't trained to fight.
What kind of lord are you that you aren't immune to such wiccanry?







Edit: Oops: royal, noble, and wickedly naughty Canadian woman.


huh?
One can understand how us Knights in shinning aluminum foil can be summoned. We need "training" in the use of magical staffs to protect the royal and noble (Canadian) women.
But lords aren't trained to fight.
What kind of lord are you that you aren't immune to such wiccanry?







the kind of lord that just can't help but be enchanted by that one special pretty spellbinding Canadian smile (what Canadian would I be if I weren't enchanted by that)








10/28/09 @ 8:29pm
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10/30/09 @ 11:15pm
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Location: forgotten backroad standing still in time
Posts: 761

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue' and without all those fleas
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore
man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl
sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.


*muah* Eme ;) thnx Quote




aww loofy *muah*


hope everyone is having an awesome weekend and fun halloween









aww loofy *muah*


hope everyone is having an awesome weekend and fun halloween

mine just got a helluva lot better hehehe

congrats on the win hun, you sexy lil` devil!





11/1/09 @ 1:48pm
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Location: Practicing my Lotto 6/49 Happy Dance !
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You deserve everything you get

Have a Wonderful Day

Oh and I did






