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It came to me while I was a ronin in the gloamin'...

Yamamoto Kansuke

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11/21/12 @ 5:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time

- Abraham Lincoln

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11/21/12 @ 9:51am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Life wasn't meant to be easy

- Malcolm Fraser, Prime Minister of Australia 1975-1983

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Created by: suggs

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I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it

Baroness Margaret Thatcher (Prime Minister of England 1979 - 1990)

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11/24/12 @ 2:38pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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�We're all born with selfish desires, so we can all relate to those feelings in others. But kindness is something made individually by each person...so it's easy to misunderstand when others are trying to be kind to you.�
― Natsuki Takaya, Fruits Basket Ultimate Edition Volume 3

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However, Kalous did not succeed with �vejk, either. He did only as well as Bretschneider. �vejk managed to deflect the most nimble attempts to engage him in political conversation. Instead, he engaged the cops in long discussions about the treatment of puppy diseases. Even the most inventive of police snares ended with Bretschneider buying another new, amazing, mutant mongrel from �vejk.

The �vejk operation proved to be the end of the famous detective Bretschneider. Eventually, he accumulated seven such mongrel abominations in his apartment. He locked himself up in the back room with them and starved them for so long that they ate him.

Ever the conscientious civil servant, he had saved the state the expense of a funeral.

In Bretschneider�s personnel file at police headquarters, under the rubric, "Career promotions," these tragic words are entered:

"Devoured by his own dogs."

When �vejk later found out about this tragic event, he said:

"Only one thing disturbs me: how will they ever put him together again on Judgement Day?"

- another from the gss :smoking

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Created by: dudley_do_ride

11/30/12 @ 12:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Smart: Now look Ms Sloan... I don't know who your are or what your little game is... but I do know this much: nobody can drown in a phone booth!

( silence )

Smart: Ms Sloan? Ms Sloan? (rattle rattle) Operator! Operator! I have been cut off!

Operator: Sorry sir... Your party has been drowned.

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12/3/12 @ 1:40pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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�Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.�

- Kate Clinton

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12/5/12 @ 1:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The Yird is the thrid planet oot frae the Sun. It is the mukkilest o the solar seestem's fower stanie planets, an the ae bodie that modren syense kens ti haud lyf. The planet cam thegither aboot 4.57 thoosan million yeir syn. Nae lang eftir (4.533 thoosan million yeir syn) it wis jyn'd bi the Muin. The solar seestem is made up o echt planets.

- Nae wun, jes wit o' the commons

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bonnie goot Sir!

�We Slovenians are even better misers than you Scottish. You know how Scotland began? One of us Slovenians was spending too much money, so we put him on a boat and he landed in Scotland.�
― Slavoj �i�ek

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Hypnot1st: 1.... 2.... 3..... (snap)

Hypnot1st: Ms Swan... Ms Swan... can you hear me?

Ms Swan: Yeeeeeeah. Okay... I hypnot1zed not deaf you know.

- eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmad tv

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And the wild regrets. And the bloody sweats. None knew so well as I: For he who lives more lives than one. More deaths than one must die.

Oscar Wilde

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12/13/12 @ 1:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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The truth will set you free, but first it will p'iss you off.

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12/13/12 @ 5:18pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Give 'em back to the Indians. The Indians need the clothes. All they wear is G-strings.

Angelo Maggio (from here to eternity)

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12/14/12 @ 12:37am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

- Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

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There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates.

James Russell Lowell

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12/14/12 @ 3:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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please add your own... here's one to start:

"He who hesitates is a damned fool"
- Mae West

I do not trust my best friend ... because you can become my worst enemy!

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When log into girl's chat and see advertisement featuring man in red boxers...

there can be only one of two possibilities...

- Harry Hoo

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"keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

Sun-tzu (~400 BC)

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"keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

Sun-tzu (~400 BC)

"Holding onto a state with ministers is much easier, because it merely requires k1lling off the one prince and his family."

Niccol� Machiavelli

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