Grandpa: And so... he had her executed.

Little girl: Whooooaaaaaaa!!! Where did that come from?!?

Grandpa: What?

Little girl: You were talking about flowers, proposals, sunny days and then WHAMMO he executes her?!? What the hell man!

Granda: You must have dozed off and missed a bit. Besides he HAD her executed he didn't do it himself. *rolling his eyes* How gauche.

Little girl: Biiiiig difference. You just couldn't resist could you? Things going great and POW off with her head..... One knopf in the corner pocket for the win.

Grandpa: It is and I never said he beheaded her. It was actually quite pleasant. His servant gave her sweet tasting poison and she drifted off to sea.

Little girl: OMG that's even worse... Gaaaaaack can't breath... Can't tell you how much the poison hurts, burns, clogs the bl00d.... Oh the water, so salty, entering my lungs as I descend into the deep to be dinner for crabs and such.

Grandpa: I meant more pleasant for the onlookers. Beheadings are quite messy you see.

Little girl: Gross old meanie.

Grandpa: I can tell that you are getting quite upset. I'd better quit for the night.

Little girl: Whaddaya mean grandpa? You aren't going anywhere. And I am triply alert for any of your tricks.

Grandpa: I'd miss you if you gave me poison my little devil.

Little girl: Pffft poison's too good for you smelly old man.



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